Bucket of F&%$

The ultimate (and cheap) method guaranteed to send you on your way to drunkenness. The recipe, simple - 16-20 cans of any desired larger, 6-8 litres of your favourite cider, 10 litres of blue alcopop (usually VK/VS or whatever), 6 litres of red/orange alcopop, 2 litres of vodka, and 2 litre bottles of Robinson's squash to make it taste better. Another optional addition is everyone's favourite bag of wine. Pour this into the biggest container possible... personally we use a 80 litre storage box, and it fills half of it!

This is usually shared between 7-10 people and gets you about 6-7 pints out of it each. The average cost of this marvellous beverage is 70 pounds... now, you might think that's steep but share the price between the 7-10 people and you end up spending 7-10 pounds each! and when you think about it... that's just over £1 a pint, which is cheaper than your normal everyday pint from your local.

Though I must say you must mix this well and leave for about an hour for the head to go down.

Alcohol percentage per pint you may ask? We worked it out to be the equivalent of 4 shots of vodka and mixer per pint! Doing the maths that's about 24-28 shots of vodka on average per night out... and this is our PRE-drinks... that's before we hit the town... pretty epic eh?

Now... we recommend apple and blackcurrent squash for this as it is generally the peoples favourite BUT you can experiment with other squashes, for example the orange squash version was quite nice but second best to apple and blackcurrent.

A final word of warning - This is to be enjoyed between the amount of people specified above and some peoples alcohol intake will differ from person to person so just enjoy it responsibly :P